“师傅，您这车技，还有这精神头，一看就不是一般人。”橘猫 summarized my life in three simple sentences. “I’d say you’re living large, but I doubt you have the money for a fancy apartment.” 我呛了口唾沫，差点没把刚吸的凉气喷它一脸。这猫，说话一套一套的，跟路上碰瓷的骗子似的。 “你说个啥玩意儿？什么师傅不师傅的，我就是个拉货的，混口饭吃的。” 我把车把一甩，差点把这破旧的农用三轮掀翻。这破车，跑个五十公里都能散架三次，还跟我显摆什么生活品质？ “It's true, isn't it?” the orange fella purred, tilting its head. “You're a big shot, but you're driving this old rusty thing. You've got style, though. Like a rebel without a cause.” 我把巴掌大的车钥匙往它壳上拍了一下，震得它眯了眯眼。“少废话，赶紧给我老实坐着。要是敢再整活儿，老子把你扔这儿喂野狗。” 这猫胆子是真大，敢在我这破车里胡说八道，还是脸皮厚厚的。 “Master, you’re scaring me.” the caterpillar-cat shivered slightly, but its eyes still glinted with amusement. “I’m just saying the truth. You’re the most interesting person I’ve ever met in my long life.” 它这壳是亮晶晶的，不知道是天然的还是涂的，反正看着就挺逼真的。我猜这猫怕不是什么普通的家猫，要么就是刚成年的，要么就是……我懒得想，反正它活着就行，当个宠物也行，当个……行走的摇钱树也不错。 “行吧，不跟你扯淡了。